highly anticipated and wildly popular? you’re right
"look at my entire horse"
Still one of the best photo and captions on Tumblr.
"fuck its like you get heavier every time we do this"
J, we need to get you a herd of minis so you can have Bob do this!
There is nothing like driving a good mini around in a carriage.
FASTER MY MINI-MINIONS!!
The four minis of the Apocalypse are small enough that they only need one horseman. Guess even God had to downsize in this economy.
I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
As a transguy who plans on transitioning I wanna give a big shout out to the transguys and transgals who do not plan on transitioning and say YOU ARE ALL JUST AS LEGITIMATE IN YOUR GENDER IDENTITY AND DONT LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE
why would you do this
GO SIT IN A CORNER
WOAH THERE SATAN
I saw a headcanon posted on here that said that Donna always cried at that part of Finding Nemo, but never knew why
George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 20 minutes.
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
"Do Not Pet" he’s like the big boss who doesn’t want to be annoyed
But I want to pet the doggie